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Slapshack - SBD #16

by James Peter Pham Carroll

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I can see you wake up in the morning Puttin' on your makeup, while your hairs dryin' And you dont even care that the suns shinin' And its all because youre nothin' but a mother fuckin' dick suckin' no good rotten stupid superficial bitch Sometimes your game and sometimes your lame Got shitloads of friends, but you all act the same You need to tame your fortune and fame, keepin' the trends are trivial pains And thats why youre a... Oh youre my beautiful baby got my Eyes on you Youre the kind of bitch, id love to dump once screwed Stupid superficial bitch You go hit the scene, youre lifes like a dream Talk lots of words but you dont mean a thing Now you know me cause i showed you the green Come to my Place Cause you wanted to see And thats why youre a... Oh youre my slut ass baby this bed will fit us two A superficial bitch and a guy thatll fuckin' screw Superficial bitch So when i finally woke up, right next to you You were wearin' white makeup, and youre red lips were deep blue Your eyes just seemed to stare, into a mirror of ash and spoon and its all because youre nothin' but a mother fuckin' coke snuffin' dead And fuckin' rotten stupid superficial bitch
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You wanna love song, well you just cant have it Not "oh donna" the 50's had a bad habit Give me dj quik, or some old funk songs, anti- religious punk, or ordinary Funny stuff What of friendship? Or divin' the clam dip? What the fucks up? Love Songs by hetero-queers!? Id rather sing about my shlong, cause its not a love Song Whatever happened to random dick, or givin' a hot girl the slip This is not backstreet, this is not n'sync. This is not 98, those Are all corporate bands the likes of which i really hate You wanna a love song, just turn on repetitive radio I know youre in love, but i dont want to hear about your nasty ho Give me AMG, ABC 123, theres wrong with some rap but at least they know who's ass to slap Fuck these new school rock bands, with all their one hit wonder fans Why oh why cant radio play more than ten songs yea? Id rather song about my schlong, cause its not a love song. What about what happened with donkey ass dick or a chick with twelve Pound tits? This is not backstreet, this is not n'sync. This is not 98, those Are all corporate bands the likes of which i really hate Whose sick of love songs? We are!
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about

Last thing we recorded as a band, an afterthought, and the start of my journey as a solo artist.

Sexual Butthole Diaries

19 years old

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released January 1, 1999

James Carroll - lyrics, vocs
Julian Smith - drums
Mike Green - guitar

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James Peter Pham Carroll Irvine, California

I started taking piano lessons at 7. At 10, I started writing songs. At 14, I got my first guitar. As a teenager and into my late 20's, I played in bands. From my late 20's to my 40's, I've been a solo musician; sometimes as "Lamposts". All of my artistic skills are primarily self taught.
98% of this music was written, performed, recorded and mixed by me. All artwork and photography is original.
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